Ferret 

Ferret, or ferretphile, is the IFunny censoring for pedophile, or pedophilia. Typically used in contexts where the word "Ferret" wouldn't actually fit. Also used in other places where heavy censorship is placed, such as Roblox.

"TSeries is ran by a ferretphile who dwates kids" (Roblox-friendly sentence)

Ferret by SuperAwesomeCody October 9, 2020

Ferret 

In cricket, a batsman low dowm the batting order. So named because he goes in after the rabbits.

Commentator: "Courtney Walsh strolling to the crease now, a ferret if I ever saw one, sure to get another duck."

Ferret by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005

Ferret 

Retarded and physical handicaped cousin from the pole cat.

The ferret is not as smart and agile as the pole cat, but a related species, it never seems to become adult and stays very playfull.
When the ferret runs and jumps, it often hits doors, walls etc by clumsieness, it can't hunt as efficient as the pole cat can etc.

Ferret by Podenco May 14, 2006

Ferret 

Like an otter but will nibble your dick in the dark while you're asleep.

I was a sleep and the ferret took my dick while I was sleeping.

Ferret by Von D February 13, 2018

Ferret 

An insult that has the same meaning as 'idiot', 'scaredy cat' or an unpopular person.

Awww, look at that kid, he's a full on ferret!

Ferret by not a ferret July 5, 2010

ferret 

a derogatory term for a trendy mullet.

look at the ferret on that trendy asshole

ferret by cunkcore July 27, 2005

ferret 

when someone over uses something the are a ferret

"scotts a ferret, he nibbles that skatepark to much, he needs to ride some trails!!"

ferret by cellardoor4130 May 23, 2005