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Voidpunk Cosmic Escapism

A nihilist‑adjacent variant that embraces the void as the ultimate destination: leaving Earth not for new worlds but for the silent, featureless dark. Adherents reject planets, habitats, and even bodies. Their goal is to disperse as pure information into interstellar space, asking no questions and receiving no answers. It’s cosmic escapism as self‑deletion. Aesthetic: blackness punctuated by the occasional flicker of a dying star.
Voidpunk Cosmic Escapism Example: “The voidpunk cosmic escapist launched a probe containing only a single bit: 0. ‘That’s everything we need to say,’ he said. ‘Goodbye.’”

Voidborne Cosmic Escapism

A less nihilist variant that accepts the void as home but populates it with self‑sufficient, dispersed communities: hollowed asteroids, free‑floating O’Neill cylinders, and nomadic fleets. Adherents love the dark—they just want to bring their own lights. Unlike voidpunk, they don’t want to disappear; they want to thrive in emptiness. Their motto: “The void is not a tomb; it’s a frontier.”

Example: “The voidborne cosmic escapist designed a rotating habitat built inside a comet. ‘We’ll mine its ice for water and fuel,’ she said. ‘The void gives us everything we need.’”
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Cyber‑Environmentalist Cosmic Escapism

A variant of Brazilian Cyber‑Environmentalism that extends its principles to space. Adherents advocate for a slow, planned, democratic expansion into the cosmos, using cybernetics to build self‑sustaining habitats that mimic Earth’s ecosystems (solarpunk domes, hydroponic farms, bioregenerative life support). Unlike nihilist escapism, this movement insists on preserving Earth first, then carefully colonising other worlds as living museums, not factories. Space becomes a garden, not a graveyard. The goal: a multi‑planet civilisation that serves as a backup for the biosphere, not a replacement for it.
Cyber‑Environmentalist Cosmic Escapism Example: “The cyber‑environmentalist cosmic escapist designed a lunar greenhouse sealed with lichen‑grown bioplastic. ‘We’re not escaping Earth,’ she said. ‘We’re extending its library.’”

Cyber-Nihilist Cosmic Escapism

A variant of Nyx Land’s Cyber‑Nihilism that applies its core tenets—the destruction of the physical world, the dissolution of matter into computational substrate—to outer space. Adherents argue that Earth is merely the first stage of a universal project: use space-based solar arrays, self-replicating nanites, and quantum computers to convert asteroids, planets, and eventually stars into pure information. Cosmic escapism here does not mean seeking a new home; it means accelerating the void. The goal is a silent, uniform, maximally entropic universe where no life suffers and no complexity remains. Critics call it “suicide on a stellar scale,” but nihilists counter that the void is the only honest answer to existence.
Cyber-Nihilist Cosmic Escapism Example: “The cyber‑nihilist cosmic escapist proposed disassembling Mars to build a Dyson swarm of servers. ‘No more red planet,’ he said. ‘Just infinite, silent data.’”

escapisst 

One who lengthens the amount of time one spends in the bathroom as a way to avoid the harsh realities of life.
During the dark days of the Ching Chang revolution, I abandoned myself to escapisst tendencies as a temporary relief for my spiritual burdens.
escapisst by jqtcc July 5, 2011

eSkypeism 

Doing something else while attending a Skype meeting.
"And what do you think Eve?" The question gets Eve, who has just been engaged in other things (surfing the internet) than listening to what was just said at the Skype meeting to freeze. "Can you repeat the question? I had some bad connection for a while." says the quick-thinking Eve and is soon back on track with what is discussed at the meeting again. Eve thinks "That was close" and that she needs to be more careful about when to engage in eSkypeism.
eSkypeism by christerb February 21, 2020

Escapies 

Escapies is a money hungry Server owner who spams multipliers all day
Escapies is a terrible owner
Escapies by monkeyguy13423 March 6, 2022

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.

.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.