Walking Ejaculation
Timmy accidentally pre-shot into the vagina and formulated a walking ejaculation. Oops now he's fucked paying child support for 18 years.
Walking Ejaculation by Trees DT! December 9, 2009
Premature Ejaculation
When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.
Premature Ejaculation by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004
female ejaculation
During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)
Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm
female ejaculation by Luke January 14, 2005
spontaneous meat ejaculation
A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.
Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.
spontaneous meat ejaculation by oscillation October 23, 2010
Mental Ejaculation
Mental Ejaculation by Geophree Godnam March 24, 2006
Presentation Ejaculation
When you are about to do a presentation you glance at someone you like and you see something that arouses you so you get a boner so you have to do the presentation so you hide your boner behind the cardboard presentation board you made last night in a rush and it keeps rubbing against your boner and now you have even more of an erection whilst you stare at your crush suddenly you feel like something's gonna come out and it's not piss so you cum all over the floor and every one points and laughs at you but you're happy because you don't have a boner anymore
Presentation Ejaculation by Joeym296 June 9, 2020
retrograde ejaculation
"John, a 42-year-old diabetic, has difficulties fathering children, as he suffers from retrograde ejaculation."
retrograde ejaculation by Typhon December 7, 2004