Ejaculate and Evacuate 

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

Ejaculate and Evacuate by .Org Taylor February 3, 2006

ejaculate and evacuate 

When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby

Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.

ejaculate and evacuate by Peter ;-) January 11, 2018

ejaculate like a firehose 

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

ejaculate like a firehose by forumssuck May 9, 2008

ejaculate conception 

A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.

It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.

ejaculate conception by KingRent October 13, 2013

Ejaculate Consumption Theory 

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.

The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.

Ejaculate Consumption Theory by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008

ejaculate a rainbow 

1.(especially among men)A metaphor. It means to become sexually attracted by a member of the same sex. Also known as gay love at first sight.

2.What every gay man would wish would happen after a very intense earth-shaking orgasm after assfucking his partner.

Examples:

1.I had long quit being Catholic because when I was an altar boy, I'd suspected that the priest has been ejaculating a rainbow over me.

2."Oooooaaahhhhhh maaan! That was incredible!" *ejaculates a rainbow* "And your ass is my pot of gold!"

ejaculate a rainbow by Mark H July 15, 2004

Ejaculate and evacuate 

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

Ejaculate and evacuate by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022