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Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers) 

Also known as Yonk Daddy. This has been a nickname for many fellow Yonks. The Yonk community usually has side effects of random spazzing of the Yonks and my rub off on any of the Yonks friends. Some people who do not know how to pronounce Yonkers may use one of her other names such as yonkeee and Yonkauis (Yonk-ali-us). If you do spot a Yonkers it is usually a once in a lifetime opportunity for they are a rare and wild species. One way to avoid a Yonk is to hang around a strawberry field. One way to attract a Yonk is to dress up as a purple power ranger just because. Now one thing you have to remember about Yonks is that every single one of them have a birth name but they are all called Yonks as a cult.
person: "Omg Ella is it just me or does she not act just like a Yonk???"

Ella: "OMG I thought it was just me...well if we listen we might be able to hear her Yonk...that is if she is a Yonk".

Fellow Yonk: *Yonk Yonk Yonk*

Ella and Person: *in sync* "OMG SHE IS A YONK I KNEW IT!!!!"

Purple Power Ranger: *runs next to Yonk*

Yonk: *Follows Yonking*

Purple Power Ranger: *runs into strawberry field*

Yonk: *runs away hissing*

Ella: "OMG she is such a Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)
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Pinching crow-toes or crab-feet.
Yesterday I was lop'ered by Emily for grabbing her ass while we were watching tv. Damn lop'ers!
Lop'ers by nevsky September 12, 2009
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Half-ers 

A word used by a guy when he is too cheap to pay for the date he asked you out on.
"Hey babe, I didn't expect the bill to be this much ( after you already ordered and ate) wanna go "HALF-ERS"?
Half-ers by DatedACheapskate October 20, 2009
The wandering souls of the on-line world that have had the pleasure/misfortune of playing or being a wiz on the MUD Dragonfire.
df'ers by Uuga August 3, 2003

n3- ers aka nitriders

A biker gang consisting of 3 future chemistry teachers. Created in the summer of '69.
"MARINA OMG MY DID YOU HEAR MR. ROSS'S STORY OF THE NITRIDERS LMAO!!!!"
-Annonymous

"When I was a teenager, I greated a bike gang...to train for the triathlon....we were called the Nitriders."
-Mr. Ross

"My students made me a T-shirt after I told them my story. *Shows T-shirt: written on the back: N3-ers"
-Mr. Ross

"Mr. Ross, were you really in a dangerous biker gang called the Night Riders? Did you really kill someone?"
-Gr. 11 Gym Class

FIRST-ers 

1- One who is a robotics nerd
2- Someone involved in FIRST® (For Inspiration Recognition of Science and Technology)
3- Someone who shows Gracious Professionalism and Coopertition through out their life in and outside of FIRST
That FIRST-er sure show a lot of spirit.

Those FIRST-ers can compete hard on the field but can still be close friends off the field and help each other!!
FIRST-ers by czukkiemonster May 4, 2011
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I need to talk to 2 of you Gb'ers in person, despite what anyone says. If you have anything to do with any of this shit, I kinda hate you in a way. You don't know some of these people I'm guessing and they're fucking everything up. I'm (H.C.) the "Merry Christmas" person, not him. I have early Christmas presents for the both of you, yw. I'd put a Christmas bow on their heads even. Don't know if you'd laugh, cry or be mad (haha).
Gb'ers by #1Fan(sarcastic) July 14, 2019