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Deutching 

1. Creeping towards an individual or group of persons.
2. Staring blatantly at a female or male with the intent of further experimentation.
3. Making a woman or group of women run away from your presence.
4. Facebook stalking and the liking of 5 year old pictures.
Girl 1: "OMG here comes Will Deutch, what should we do?!"
Girl 2: "Run!"
Girl 1: "No, don't run, if you don't move he wont start Deutching on us."
Deutching by Andy Ohlsen December 2, 2013
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Ditchingness 

The act of organizing an event, then completly blowing it off, because you had something better to do.
"WTF?"
"What is it?"
"Amy is ditchingness her bowling party"
"Son of a bitch your right! Bad form Amy, bad form."

reindeer ditching 

the act of going around at night, unplugging reindeer lights, putting them in front of someone's front door, then ringing the doorbell and running away.
the neighbors got some new reindeer lights, lets go reindeer ditching tonite.
reindeer ditching by frostybear83 December 14, 2010

ditching 

Jazz was not ditching school when she didnt come. Nerissa ditched her 6th period class.
ditching by Jazzmyn September 19, 2006

dutchin' 

This is a derogatory word used to mean someone is trying to heckle your beliefs in a socratic manner, although less structured and generally without point other than to rouse your emotions.
Stop ducthin' me out! He kept dutchin' me about my political ideology. Quit dutchin' me out over liking the Chicago Cubs.
dutchin' by mememe February 29, 2004

the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages
person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)
the ditching hour by 13lue Dog March 15, 2011