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Duece Mitten 

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.
Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.
Duece Mitten by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009
saying bye, originates from putting up two fingers.
im bout to hit it, duces

Quad Deuces 

This is an ecstatic goodbye. 4 times stronger than a normal goodbye
I'm leaving work for the day. Quad Deuces!!! love you all see you tomorrow.
Quad Deuces by Dilldoge July 6, 2021

drop a duece 

"Hurry up and get out of the bathroom, I gotta drop a duece real bad!"
drop a duece by diskid November 11, 2003

Deucescape 

When someone in a group sneaks away to go to the bathroom to poop
Steve had to deucescape as his stomach was hurting

I ate something that didn’t agree with my stomach so I made a quick deucescape from my party
Deucescape by Tamkin cpa June 4, 2018

Brewing Deuces 

Brewing Deuces - is the action of sitting around and waiting until you are ready to take a dump. Once the appropriate "brew" time has been reached you can go drop your deuce.
After a late night jaunt to Taco Bell the group began brewing deuces while playing video games in hopes they would not all need the bathroom at the same time.
Brewing Deuces by lastwon March 31, 2010