King of the Douchebags 

(1) A person who acts like a complete irresponsible moron one night (such as getting blasted drunk, gambling away a couple mortgage payments, dancing half naked on a bar) and, the next morning, annoints himself as such.
Someone else cannot annoint a King, subject to a rare exception.
(2) An exception to the self-annointment rule occurs when someone is an absolute total douche bag, and calling him such simply won't suffice.

(1) Q: So Mike, what did you do last night?
A: Oh, you didn't hear? I got hammered and spit food all over Mothers bakery. Then I went to the Casino, was up three thousand, but lost it all and another three thousand. I was King of the Douchebags.
(2) Kevin: Man, that guy with the sunglasses and diamond earrings is a total douche bag.
Mike: No, he's KING of the Douchebags.

King of the Douchebags by Kevin Muscoreil August 8, 2007

Douchebags 

Companies that use employees and discard them without regard for their hardwork.

Employees of average intelligence and skill that capitalize on anothers hardwork and effort.

Those guys treat their employees like shit. They are a bunch of Douchebags.

That guy that stabbed his boss in the back and is now running the division is a real Douchebag because he knows his ex-boss worked hard to create the business unit.

Douchebags by JudasIscariot2010 February 24, 2010

douchebags 

Some one who goes beyond a douche.

Hey we must be douchebags because we idolize the Jonas Brothers and think they have talent!

douchebags by jimgraves August 3, 2009

Douchebags 

People we generally do not like.

Dude: I don't like that guy over there.

Other Dude: He's probably a douchbag.

Dude: I generally don't like douchebags.

Douchebags by Nagballs July 17, 2009

douchebagitis 

Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).

See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.

douchebagitis by camann November 12, 2009

synchronized douchebags 

When there are two cars in front of you on a two-lane road going exactly the same speed, preventing you from passing. Can be expanded for three or more lanes, or even walking behind people on the sidewalk.

I would have been here earlier but these damn synchronized douchebags on the Parkway didn't let me pass for 20 miles!

synchronized douchebags by purplecowboy September 11, 2009

One of those douchebags

A phrase that was originally used against people who were tired when they came back from camp, but has evolved and can now be used against anything that someone might be doing that seems like something a douchebag would do.

1: "Wanna hang out?"
2: "I'm too tired, i just got back from camp"
1: " Wow, your one of those douchebags that's tired when they come back from camp?"

3: "What are you having for dinner?"
4: "Pizza."
3: "One of those douchebags that eats pizza."

One of those douchebags by YoudontknowmeYouthinkyouownme October 19, 2009