floppy dolphin 

1. n. A floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect penis. The key is a penis that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. The result is a whipping action that can leave a mark.

Andy: Was Paul angry that you gave him a savage floppy dolphin last night?

Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins

floppy dolphin by Lations September 24, 2007

Dolphondling 

The act of fondling dolphins

Toby got the sack from seaworld after being caught dolphondling

Dolphondling by Chris Mclovin February 15, 2009

Horny Dolphin

A sex position where you wear a dolphin costume and an extra-large strap-on, and make happy dolphin noises while vigorously pleasuring your partner.

I gave my girl the horny dolphin last night, she loved it so much she rewarded me with a few fresh herring!

Horny Dolphin by TheHD May 26, 2015

Nintendo Dolphin 

Original project name for the Nintendo Gamecube.

When is the Nintendo Dolphin coming out?

Nintendo Dolphin by Marshall Banana June 6, 2005

Dolphin king 

The dolphin king must be warned by the chosen one that his lasagna is cold otherwise he will die a horrible and painful death

A child named A name like Kai, Jeff, Brian (any name will do) must warn the dolphin king about his lasagna

Dolphin king by King of dolphins123 December 7, 2018

dolphin conversion therapy 

To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.

1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.

dolphin conversion therapy by MitchDoyle13 June 26, 2019

mad dolphin 

When you meticulously lather up your butt crack with soap while in the shower and you rip a forceful fart, making a noisy flatulant that reminds Jaques Cousteau of an angry dolphin's war cry.

"Bro your ass smells!". "Don't tell me you're not impressed with that mad dolphin!"

mad dolphin by Pitou1093 May 7, 2013