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bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers 

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

Duck Dodgers 

Duck Dodgers is the codename of Duck. No, this has nothing to do with Daffy Duck of Bugs Bunny fame. Or not much.
Duck: QUACK QUACK. I got nothin' to wear to tha partay. OH SHI!!
Duck Dodgers by Brett February 17, 2005

Dick Dodgers

the name of my cousin's penis, or straight people
Dick Dodgers wants to use his forward laser cannon on her
Dick Dodgers by Double D February 11, 2004

Los Angeles Dodgers 

The team based in Los Angeles. First starting in 1883 in Brooklyn and moving to Los Angeles in 1958. Known for players like Sandy Koufax, Pee Wee Reese, Jackie Robinson, Duke Snider and more current players such as Clayton Kershaw and Mookie Betts. They have won 7 world series in 24 pennants, the first in 1955 and the last in 2020. They are also know for their fans, considered very loyal with a average attendance of 3 million fans a year. Also know for the Dodger Dog, a 10 inch hotdog. In the NL west and rivals the San Francisco Giants.
Did you see the baseball game played between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Francisco Giants?

Yes I did
Los Angeles Dodgers by Cornpy April 20, 2023

Shag Dodger 

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..
Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..
Shag Dodger by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

mickey-dodger 

a female who openly shies away from sex
"Jules says after 3 months she still hasn't slept with Peter, gosh she's such a mickey-dodger"
mickey-dodger by MissNO April 6, 2010