cuntulous-skankasaurus 

a crator/ nooks n' crannies faced whorebag who feeds on drama. As if sleeping with your boyfriend wasn't bad enough, this slut will then (as an added on favor) call dcf on you. While the police are at your house, and your life is crashing down around you, she will drive by and wave. Of course all while on the way to bang your boyfriend... again. This twofaced crackwhore look-a-like will parade all of this around in your face, after placing a restrainging order on you so that there is nothing you can do about it.

niffer cuntulous-skankasaurus

cuntulous-skankasaurus by yasnoozeyalose July 30, 2010

cuntfucker 

A somewhat jocular and ironic insult somewhat similar to 'cocksucker'.

Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.

A: "Oi, you spilled my drink. Watch what you're doing, you stupid cuntfucker!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"

cuntfucker by Wayner Wayne July 15, 2021

cuntfuckery 

Shenanigans; unacceptable behavior; tomfoolery

The Boston riots were filled with all types of cuntfuckery.

cuntfuckery by CreativeAutieMom May 9, 2015

cuntfucious

When a cunt attempts to be profound and philosophical.

Steve: Did you hear Gloria after her 2nd glass of wine? She was rambling on and on about the meaning of life.

Jake: I know, she turns into cuntfucious after a few drinks.

cuntfucious by AB11726 October 14, 2016

Cuntfuckulate 

To cuntfuckulate something,

is to basically MacGyver something together with whatever "cunt fucken things" you can find to get her done...

The motor blew up, But Dean "Cuntfuckulated" something together and got it running again.

Cuntfuckulate by Random0strichYT March 7, 2023

Count Cuntula 

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.

Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?

Count Cuntula by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

cuntfungus 

Fungus in the cuntal regions.

Jenny, the high school whore, ended up with cuntfungus after fucking all the jocks at prom night. Not to be confused with STD`s. Cuntfungus is just a fucking dirty cunt.

cuntfungus by Dis-eddie October 20, 2010