butt crusties 

A condition suffered from by Ben Anderson, especially after a wedgie has caused anal bleeding.

After my brother gave him a wedgie, his butt crusties were even more unbearable.

butt crusties by John Doe January 17, 2004

crusties 

punk kids who dont shower

i went to see born/dead and it reaked of crusties

crusties by laura rocks July 16, 2006

crusties 

When an arsehole is not correctly wiped and after a few hours the left over excrement goes dry and crusty, thus leavin crusties attached to bum hair.(note after exercise sweat may cause these to dissolve and let off an unpleasant smell)

He was in a rush and did not wipe his ass properly, after his nightly training he realised a real bad smell was comin from his rear end. and thn said to his friends "oh shit i hav crusties"

crusties by fritz69 May 29, 2007

crusties 

Congregating wherever aged proto-dance acts play at summer festivals, and typified by the "Dog-on-a-string"; Crusties are aging psychadelia fans, acid burn outs, or just vegans who don't like to wash their hair (or their dog).

Stumbled into the Ozric Tenticles tent, tripped over a dog on a string and had mexican mushrooms shoved up my jumper by a unwashed hippy. I love the smell of crusties in the summer.

crusties by Crikeymiles August 7, 2006

butt crusties 

Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...

I saw them one day. They were bleeding.

butt crusties by ButterCruster September 2, 2004

Dick Crusties 

Odd flakes of skin like cornflakes, that happen to be near the genital area - obviously a tasty snack.

Yeah dude, pick up some dick crusties, ranch flavored.

Dick Crusties by jiggy n crusty July 18, 2011

crusties 

Fecally encrusted underpants or boxers.

My ass stunk, so I had to change out of my crusties into a fresh pair of boxers.

crusties by Mr. Fresh April 23, 2006