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crabbing 

When a crab decides to inflict itself (perhaps, it's aura) upon someone. To crab them up.
I'm crabbing you up, man!
crabbing by Patrick Mescall February 17, 2003

crabbing 

Profusely talking out of your arse. Exaggeraterating ability and knowledge of any subject. "Giving it all that".
Stems from the joke "A crab walks into a bar...."
Don't let me on the stella boys - coz the last time i was on it i absolutely battered this lad....
I could have played Division 1 football.
These are prime examples of "Crabbing It"
crabbing by Will January 16, 2005
Are you two married?
No, we just be cribbin.
Cribbin by HotKole March 22, 2009

Crabbing 

When a guy walks with his shoulders forward and his arms out because he is "too jacked" to put his arms down.
There are mad dudes crabbing in the gym today.
Crabbing by Jetsjetsjets28 October 2, 2011

crabbing 

Similar to planking or owling, it is a form of public trolling in which one walks in a sideways manner with their arms extended and hands forming pincers.
Did you see Zoidberg crabbing last night on Futurama?
crabbing by crabbingmonkey November 11, 2011

Crabbing 

A sexual act in which the 'crabber' has a penis in each hand and is simultaneously tugging them off and popping them into his/her mouth. Crabbing can also include a third penis performing penetrative sex, usually an act associated with a female 'crabber' rather then male.
I love having two cocks at once, crabbing is my favourite hobby
Crabbing by navs20 July 7, 2011