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When a dirty, smelly, weird, or all around creepy person walks without purpose
Hey, who's that guy by the pin ball machine?

I don't know but he is creepin!
Creepin by emdiz6809 February 5, 2010

Creepin Jesus

Creepin Jesus is a term used by the tow trucking industry to describe those who who are act as their dogsbody. The Creepin Jesus is never allowed to perform anything but the most basic of menial tasks, yet they think that they are invaluable to the industry and can often be heard telling whoever will listen, how many friends they have and how important they are. Sometimes the Creepin Jesus will take exception to their name, so other names, such as Bozo and Fuckhead are often substituted. It is easy to identify a Creepin Jesus. Just look for someone in a wheelchair and the Creepin Jesus will be the one running away.
They call him Creepin, Creepin Jesus.

Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook
Examples

What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies

Creepin it real 

I was sniffing her hair on the train- I was creepin it real!
Creepin it real by Nihilist Justin October 20, 2008

creepin the book

stalking people on facebook for hours on end. usually you do not know the person and you stare at their pictures and want to suddenly be friends with them. it is just a symptom of the excessive use of facebook.com
creepin the book by ecoch March 27, 2009

creepin' it real 

1. Regularly invading others' privacy in a strange or uncomfortable manner. To "creep" consistently. Often done on the internet via Facebook or Myspace.
2. Invading one's personal space. Based on the phrase Keepin it Real
"Hey what's Craig been doing all day?"
"Dude, he's been creepin' it real on Facebook for like 5 hours."

"Yo check out that guy staring at the camera, just creepin' it real in the background of this photo"
creepin' it real by C Wyse April 24, 2008