Counting Sheep 

The act of closing your eyes while laying in bed and counting sheep one by one to help you fall asleep.

I was counting sheep for an hour last night before I fell asleep.

Counting Sheep by Josh76524 December 9, 2008

counting crows 

The best band ever with the best albums ever. Fronted by Adam Duritz.

Perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building

counting crows by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005

card counting 

A way to gain an advantage over the house. It is not cheating. Most of the best blackjack players do this.

Goats enjoys card counting. It is not cheating. It wins her money.

card counting by "Goats" March 29, 2005

Counting Spokes 

The action of counting the ridges or lines of the anus of your unsuspecting partner. This can be done visually or carefully counting with your finger.

One night after myself and Juuso Eiffel Towered Renelde, I took things to the next level and engaged in counting spokes. She had 13 ridges!!

Counting Spokes by premiumwiener12 August 25, 2010

counting worms 

Being buried underground, occasionally with worms around you.

*Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.

counting worms by averagec15 November 25, 2017

19 kids and counting 

an abnormal family who is a weird religion and wears ridiculous clothing and is about to have a 20th kid. all their names start with j which just makes it all the more confusing

19 kids and counting is a show for lazy losers.

19 kids and counting by supercutekid November 19, 2011

card counting 

a life skill every good gambler should learn

card counting is how to beat those bastards at the casino who try to screw over the gamblers

card counting by Just Sayin' May 30, 2006