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Council Bluffs

An ok town across the river from Omaha, Nebraska. There are 5 notable types of people here:

- Homeless (Northwest CB)

- Trashy (South CB/Twin City)

- Dreamers (West CB)

- Rich (East CB)

- Filthy Rich (Northeast CB)
Council Bluffs has a few attractions such as the Squirrel Cage Jail, RailsWest museum, and Union Pacific museum, but other than that it's nothing but trash. Druggies are everywhere on the streets, fatass prostitutes fill the South, and the east/northeast areas are filled with snobby rich people. 5 railroads operate in CB. They include:
- UP (Union Pacific)

-BNSF (Burlington Northern Santa Fe)

-KCS (Kansas City Southern
-CN (Canadian National)

-IAIS (Iowa Interstate Railway)

Overall, the town is almost like a ripoff of Omaha, although technically Omaha is a ripoff of Council Bluffs since Council Bluffs was first to use some advancements Omaha uses today.
I got AIDS from that fat bitch I fucked yesterday over in Council Bluffs.

Council trouser 

Noun: An attractive male who bears the hallmarks of being dragged up on a sink estate. These traits include, though are not exclusive to: knock-off Addidas jogging bottoms; no top (in summer); a hoodie (in winter); a baseball cap (no matter what the season); a toned physique; an overabundance of natural pheromones; a distinctive walk in which he tries to communicate that he is 'proper hard" and "well fit".

Often, a decent bit of council trouser will stroll around town aimlessly, bearing his tattoos and showing off his gym-toned body to passing chavettes, who, like him, have a great deal of time on their hands between collecting their dole and queueing for cheap cider at Aldi.

Trouser, in this context, is a synecdoche used as a male equivalent of the pejorative"skirt", used chiefly in Britain to describe any attractive young female.

Council trouser spotting is a fun office-based game, in which colleagues gaze out the window on a sunny day and rate the passing state-subsidised man-talent as it parades its prone body down the street.
"Look at that bit of council trouser over there. I'd defo bang him!"

"I'm going out tonight and plan to bed myself a nice bit of council trouser."

Council Dirty

Low-rent, pikey type scum-bag. Also used for non-scum who look rough (see example below). For ladies this could have sexual connotations too.
Kate Moss has been looking well council dirty of late, must be the company she keeps!
Council Dirty by Primrose Glittery September 12, 2005

council kidd 

Deprived young kid who grew up on a council estate... Job dodger, crack smoker, mugger, rapist (General naughtyness Council sytle)
Here comes Scott! - Got any laptops?

council estate face lift

A derogatory term used to describe girls who cannot afford a face lift (trailer trash, council estates). It is characterised by girls who tie all their back very tightly into a pony tail, thus achieving a look similar to a face lift.

council cunt 

Young woman or teenage girl with a vast fanny due to excessive unsafe penetration often accompanied by a horde of small children all fathered by different men.
Concerned father to his son: "Beware of girls called Kylie, Chardonnay, Crystal, Sharon, Vicky - they're more than likely to have council cunts..."
council cunt by Meringue Garcia October 12, 2007