Owen Cornings 

1) Name of an inulation company; which is used as slang to describe a womans workout/athletic pants such as Lulu lemons; which are so tight due to her fatness; or mammoth thighs; if someone were to cut the pants flab and skin would burst out; similar to cutting open a bag of insulation.

Jack: "Hey man Lucy was rocking the treadmill in her owen cornings today"

John: "Jesus fuck; she looks like a speed skater in those babies!"

Owen Cornings by Johnny John John John? March 30, 2011

Candy Corning 

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.

Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.

Candy Corning by akkakakakakakakka November 1, 2010

Corning on the cob 

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

Corning on the cob by Jakercut August 18, 2016

corning 

Verb: To stick ears of corn in someone's lawn as a prank. This is usually done to people that you don't like and that annoy you

We did a great job corning her lawn last night

corning by BGSTAH October 25, 2015

cooning out 

1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.

2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill

what ya cooning out for man?

ewww shit, you smell like B.O, your really cooning out here

cooning out by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008

Cooning/Coon 

When a person gets so high/ drunk that they drift to another dimension. Most cases of "cooning" involve one person in the alternate dimension and a group of others trying to control said person. On rare occasions the "coon" needs medical attention, but more times than not, this is not the case.

"Last night I was at Landin's house smoking and Justin started Cooning/Coon all over the place. We tried to calm him down, but his mom came and got him anyway.".

"The more and more we smoked, we slowly started to see him start to Cooning/Coon, it was a disaster."

Cooning/Coon by I'm Cooning right now! October 15, 2011

Corning 

The act of spinning a girl (or guy?) on your dick.
Rotational Sex.

We started corning, but she got dizzy so I had to stop.

Corning by Jizzy Gargler August 7, 2011