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covering risk 

(FINANCE) using financial derivatives to guarantee against losses. Typically used by non-traders, such as companies engaged in international commerce, to protect themselves against foreign exchange risk (i.e., the possibility that a customer's currency will decline in value).
BILL: You know, I think that financial derivatives are just a huge sinkhole. The people who trade them are just a bunch of wankers who move bits of paper around but add nothing of value.

ANNA: Well, they do provide some important benefits.

BILL: Name one.

ANNA: Covering risk, for one. If you're an airline, you need those aviation fuel options.
covering risk by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010
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Cornarging

A sexual act that involves a handfull of sweetcorn that is inserted into the anus, then a broom shank is used in a plunging motion in order to puree the sweetcorn inside of the anus. The sweetcorn is then crapped out onto the face or chest of the plunger.
Simon made sure that he and Allison got all their daily vegetables by cornarging with eachother durng thier night of passion.
Cornarging by misterrik May 25, 2011
The act of throwing corn kernels or corn cobs at an individuals house to cause commotion.
When we went corning, I nailed my teacher's house with three bags of corn cobs before she realized what was happening.
Corning by Toxic February 18, 2004

corseting 

A type of piercing in which several rings are put into the surface of skin, and ribbons are run through it
Hey, did you see that chick with the corseting done?
corseting by Allie April 19, 2005

cock corning 

The act of sticking your dick in a bucket of popcorn. After cock corning, the popcorn is then known as "dick corn"
I just went to the movie theater with my girlfriend and I slapped some nigga's popcorn and started cock corning that bitch. It was funny until I realized I would be eating dick corn for the rest of the movie. Then that nigga fuckin slapped my bitch and took the dick corn. Then it became funny again and at the end if the movie that mother fuckin bucket was empty!
cock corning by Cheezbukets November 30, 2014

fin coopering 

claiming you're not racist, but related to Dez and a hardcore brexit man.
Fin coopering - Having a humble mindset but brainwashed by the almighty Derren.

Fin mate, are you a racist??

No mate not at all, i just dont like Romanians
fin coopering by OliBurnsfanclub December 13, 2019

fin coopering 

claiming you're not racist, but related to Dez and a hardcore brexit man.
personally owning a boat and fully covered by the welfare system:) personal deports anyone who he doesnt deem as "an edl warrior"
Fin coopering - Having a humble mindset but brainwashed by the almighty Derren.

Fin mate, are you a racist??

No mate not at all, i just dont like Romanians
fin coopering by OliBurnsfanclub December 13, 2019