that's so coachella 

Shit teen girls say when they see something they like.

Oh my gosh Kylie, that's so coachella!

that's so coachella by CumKardashian May 1, 2017

Concentration douche face

The equivalence to resting bitch face, only this is the face made whenever someone is reading or working.

"Yo man you look really pissed. Is everything okay?"
"Oh yeah. I just have concentration douche face."

Concentration douche face by Jumbawumba April 2, 2015

Colchester kebab 

When you're fucking a Colchester bird with a kebab pussy whilst she's on her period. As you nut, you pull out and give her the garlic mayo, mixing it with her chilli sauce ( period blood) then going down and feasting the Colchester kebab

Pulled this bird the other night and we made a Colchester kebab

Colchester kebab by Chayf March 26, 2021

Immaculate Concepshit 

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.

“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”

Immaculate Concepshit by AdamEntity October 4, 2013

conceive 

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.

Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!

conceive by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019

Concealed Cowgirl 

When having sex in the cowgirl position, and the girl falls between the bed and the wall, AND YOU KEEP GOING! YOU DO NOT STOP!

To prepare for a concealed cowgirl, move the bed at least a foot from the wall, two feet if she is bigger.

Concealed Cowgirl by Sharktopus Pie May 23, 2011

Conception Balm 

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.

The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

Conception Balm by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016