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i will not marry a commonstale!
by watermelons?00000 April 21, 2018
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Cross-Communicate

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Cross-Communication is the communication between a bunch of people in real life (at an event) and to someone or a group of people on a communication device.

It can be used in different ways such as call, video call and social media... Etc
It is used when someone is unable to attend to their friends/familys event (like a party) so they end up communicating without being there.
Friend: "Sorry I can't go to your party because parents won't let me."
Host: "Sure just cross-communicate via video call."
Friend: "Sounds like a great idea."
by WonderWonder October 12, 2018
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charter communications

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Charter Communications Marketing Plan:

1. Find a former-hick community, say, Sparks, Nevada that is rapidly growing technologically.
2. Buy up all the rights to the cable lines within the new housing complexes in construction, and make those cable lines available only to Charter only.
3. When new owners of a home move in, bombard their mailbox with faster internet service ads.
4. Provide the service, seemingly superior in speed and reliability compared to their nonexistent competitors at first, but then after the first week, totally flips out, and has long downtimes and ignorant customer support reps that love to talk back against angry customers.
5. When customer opts out of the service, remind them that they need to pay a $200+ separation fee because their first month is not up, and not even the first 2 years of their contract.
6. When customer REALLY WANTS OUT, then remind him or her that their ass still belongs to Charter, and theres no other alternative except a slower and still just as unreliable ClearWire Wi-Fi broadband in the neighborhood.
7. When customer threatens to sue, Charter pays electric company to cut off all power, except for a few D-Batteries to power a portable TV connected to a portable VHS player, reminding them that they can stop this by switching back.
8. Don't provide them any service anyways, and bill them $4000 a month in retaliation for their lifetimes. Also armed guards patrol the outside of their doors at all times, with rottweilers bred for the taste of human flesh drooling on the windows.
Fucking hell, why did I pay for this Charter Communications contract?
by C Tan November 4, 2007
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on Facebook, a trusted friend you ask (as a favor to you) to say hello- or send any other messages- on your behalf to another Facebook user who either deleted their account or doesn't want to talk to you on Facebook.
My friend Steven actually invented the phrase Facebook communication vessel when I asked him to say hello on my behalf to another common friend of ours who didn't want to talk to me and Steven refused.
by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2013
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Starr Commonwealth

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Starr Commonwealth is a therapeutic boarding school for both boys and girls. It specializes in Substance abuse, Psychical Abuse, Emotional Abuse, and even the every day family problems. Starr Commonwealth is also known for lying to the families and students. They say that you will have lots of contact with your friends and family while you are away, but no I never was allowed to talk to my friends, and received one phone call a week to my family, each for 15 minutes of time. They also told me we would receive our cell phones and laptops upon good behavior. That was a lie, we were never allowed to have any of those items. The closest thing to electronics we were allowed to have were camera's and cell phones. Every day, or at least almost everyday someone would have a temper tantrum and would have to get restrained to cool down. It was scary. I see this place as a nicer prison. DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS THERE!
by Anon2974 July 14, 2011
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Communicate

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That thing that people in healthy relationships supposedly do.
Chris- “Man, I really wish my girlfriend would just communicate and tell me what’s going on.”

John- “Is that even possible?”
by Chief of Words June 17, 2020
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communication

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carrier pigeon
phone call
owl mail
air writing
birthday card
xmas card
letter
postcard
post it note
myspace
bebo
facebook
air mail
sea post
regular mail
sms message
video call
video message
blog
email
bulletins
posters
advertisements
billboards
chinese whispers
look at that owl, replacing more traditional methods of communication such as carrier pigeons way before ink and email and phones were invented.

lets send our mail by air and sea. airs faster!!
by Erinxoxo November 16, 2007
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