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A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.
by kyle230 April 21, 2010
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College Alert

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When one comes across people acting in a manner that is the epitome of the college lifestyle, one may alert others of the occurance.
Walking through the Quad and witnessing people playing frisbee and tanning, George screams "College Alert!".

When a drunk freshman girl stumbles out of a bar and a friendly senior male helps to find her way back home, Bobby high fives Charlie as they both state "College Alert" while nodding their heads in approval.
by Activties August 24, 2009
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Dowling College

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A college residing in the beautifully rich and white town known as Oakdale, NY; with an acceptance rate of 80%. The college is known to mislead the demeanor of the town by welcoming with open arms, a large portion of the African American community into classes; African Americans that both lower the value of the college itself and bring down the property value of the town. Also, to add to a mixed company of acceptees, the quality of the education available at Dowling College is equivalent to that of the education at your more common high school locations. In a final note, as far as social activity, the Dormitories are more commonly referred to as Ghost Towns... this is due to the mutual fact that one would rather starve than indulge in the Riverside Cafe.

Dowling College is a Dry Campus.
Yoo i got into Dowling!!!!

...yeah you and every other spook in the state...

Does Dowling College have a high acceptance rate?
...does a bear shit in the woods?

How is the "company" at Dowling College
.....incognegro....
by Team Sexual July 9, 2010
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college

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1. Just like high school, but harder, and more expensive. 4 (or more) years of wasting your parents money and learning shit that you wont remember once you start working.
2. Hell
by Meno February 27, 2005
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collegeboard

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A useless (***not for profit after everyone gets paid 19 times above minimum wage) organization that will never reply to your emails or calls. They will avoid responding to your questions by sending you generic BS emails and never solve your problems until you just decide to drop it and slowly sink further into a ball of suffering. Their pandemic response consists of trying to figure out how to make 90$ per AP exam x a million of students without doing any actual work and sacrificing our rights to online privacy by filming students for proctor's spank banks. In addition to AP exams, they decided to leech more money out of good middle class families that only want their children to succeed by basically creating the same thing under a different name : SAT Subject Tests.

Side note: They also administer satan approved torture method alternatively called the SAT. But don't worry, cause they're ***not for profit.
Friend: Hey I dreamt about going to hell yesterday!
You: Oh, did you see collegeboard there?
by coleel April 29, 2020
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st clements college

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St Clements college is a school with idiotic teachers like Ms.farrel who has been teaching since the stone age,Ms beehan who is a dictator when it comes to religion
Oh you go to "St Clements college" Unlucky you
by Tobey maguire May 25, 2019
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Ashdale Secondary College be like “Fuck bro another bomb threat
by K3RMIT GXNG June 8, 2019
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