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Club Penguin 

The Childhood of many teens. Amazing world full of penguins. supports different ethnicities (ie their many penguin colors.). You will be banned if you make any comment related to anything that would offend anyone ever, but you can name yourself practically anything. Will shut down march 29th, at the same time becoming a dead meme.
Guy- Dude, I just got banned from Club penguin!!!!
Guy 2- Why?
Guy- I started praising Hitler. Got a new account tho, what's ur user?
Guy 2- DirtyJew69. Friend me.
Guy- WTF?!
Club Penguin by ClubPenguinGod54 February 5, 2017

Club sped 

Heard this first in high school. During the early 2000's.

Sexual act involving the gang banging of a mentally retarded person.
My favorite place to look for girls is the psyche ward. Always down for Club sped.
Club sped by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

club penguin 

A game taken away from us too soon..... RIP...
club penguin by CoolPizzle April 2, 2017

club name 

The name you give to creepy losers who hit on you when you're out on the town with your friends and you don't want to give out your real name.

It's best to choose something common that sounds believable & easiest to use the same name every time. This way, your friends are less likely to accidentally blow your cover by screaming, "HEY, MARIE...MARIE!!" at you when you're mooching free drinks from a guy who thinks your name is "Amy".
Random Douche Bag: "Heyyyy, whazz up, baby?! Yer lookin' fiiiiiner than a new set of snow tires. My name's 'Chance'. Do I have one? Har-Har-Har!!! Seriously, baby...what do they call an angel like you?"

Marie: "Ummm...AMY."

LATER...

Erica: "Marie, why does this Douche Bag keep calling you 'Amy'?"

Marie: "You didn't think I'd give him my real name, did you? I gave him my Club Name, fool."
club name by Marie16 May 10, 2010

Club dub 

The club the Chicago Bears locker room turns into after a win.
Da Bears just stomped the Rams on Sunday night football, I can’t wait to see what club dub looks like
Club dub by DaFans December 14, 2018