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churning the man butter

In the gay male subculture, this refers to anal intercourse where there has been a deposit of semen into the rectum of the partner(s) and the depositor continues to thrust in-and-out of said rectums. Copulatory movements like the primal reflex of pelvic thrusting is the prime action causing the situation. After ejaculation in to whatever receptacle, the male of most vertebrate species stops penetrative motions (if the species needs it) and returns to nominal. However, when semen is deposited into an environment not intended to receive and chemically balance it (like a rectum), the result of this prolonged thrusting is an aeration of the proteinaceous materials abundant in human semen, the majority of it volume being water and it's pH being comparatively basic, this leads to easy spoilage. Thus the resulting product is does not remain the opalescent milky water mixture, but rather is changed into a frothy, opaquely white material. This is where the terminology originated when used in the aforementioned context: gay males often prolong their gyrations to assist their partner in achieving climax whilst together.

For that matter, it can of course happen in male-on-female intercourse with the female's rectum being the receptacle, but the association is not widely maintained.
"Mark didn't come as easily when he was with Rick last night. So, RIck wound up churning the man butter."
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Choco Churning 

The process of @docking@ immediately after performing a number 2 into somebody's uncircumcised foreskin
Jordy found that his pee was brown in the morning, as he and Dan had spent the previous night choco churning
Choco Churning by ProfessorMelonHead December 29, 2015
to put your freshly harvest marijuana flowers into jars with leds on top and place them in a nice cool dark place. once every few days left the tops off to dry the buds without loosing the precious THC within and bring out the true flavor of the planet when smoked.
i was curring this blueberry for about 3weeks, notice it tastes 100 times better than open air, sun dried shit plus it's diffently some one hitter quiter shit!
curring by x December 5, 2003

churning the jackson 

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.
Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.
This kinky act involves a male taking a shit and saving the longest piece. This piece is then wrapped in saran wrap and placed in the freezer until needed. When the time arrives, the male retrieves the churt and proceeds to screw his partner with the frozen shit.
Note: It is perfectly acceptable to use someone else's churt with your girl
"He's in the bedroom churting her"

"I love it when you churt me with your giant frozen logs"
Churting by Ri Queef July 28, 2008

churning the butter 

Verb- The act of sexually gratifying one's self by stimulating the sexual organs; often found to be more gratifying after drinking a "smashed" peppermint mocha or meeting a respected band
After being asked what turns her on, Susy responded, "RDJ! Robert Downey Jr. has me "churning the butter" all day, every day!! RDJ's my baby!!"
churning the butter by RedRiott November 24, 2010

my guts are churning! 

a serious warning sign one had better get near a toilet!!
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
thats' all well and good, mom; but... -(mom:) where you going, sam?? MY GUTS ARE CHURNING!