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Red Canning It 

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
Related Words

Call Casting 

1.) When a large number of escorts or models are needed for a video shoot, you'll hear them say " you better Call Casting!" Models are often hired to simply look good at celebrity parties and that's another reason to " call casting"
The banquet party is only a week away. Did you "call casting" yet to book the female models for the event?

Central Casting 

term used to describe an ultimate or universally agreed-upon stereotype, as would be cast for a character in a movie; similar term is poster child
With his pocket protector, bow-tie and Coke-bottle glasses, Gary was Central Casting for nerds

cunting whore 

A hooker with a really bad attitude.
cunting whore by doosey24 June 11, 2008

cunting daughter

a daughter who sluts her cunt around..
You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..

casting couch 

When a person of lower status must perform sexual favors for a superior in order to advance their career.
I bent her over the casting couch and pounded out a role on CSI: New York