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closet commie 

A closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.
"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist books, but yet I haven't told anyone I'm a communist yet".

- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"
closet commie by ms332 May 20, 2009

Commie-Nazi 

Villains in one of the many McBain movies featured on "The Simpsons" who are afraid to fight. See Communist and Nazi
McBain: Go UNICEF pennies, help the poor children. Commie-Nazis!

Commie-Nazi Pilot: I surrender!!

McBain: Not so fast! (breaks his neck)
Commie-Nazi by Death to Trees January 6, 2004

commie tommy 

This is the WWI I era Soviet Union submachine gun, the PPSH-41.
The advancing Soviet troops used their 7.62 Commie Tommy guns to mop up German infantry rear guard.
commie tommy by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

Commiefornia 

what "california" has turned into. Everything is now banned there. BUT they still have Gay rights
I can't buy bullets from Commiefornia BUT i can buy a Double Headed Purple Prostate Pleaser!
Commiefornia by Moo3y March 29, 2005

daddy's cummies 

The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.
"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"

"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."
daddy's cummies by Serious Chris February 3, 2017
Derogatory name for a Communist.

Related words : Pinko
"In the 1950's, McCarthy wanted to destroy those that he called 'Commies'"
Commie by Anonymous October 12, 2003