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bumholed 

Bumholed is a verb, specifically the past tense of the verb bumhole.
Chris: How are things going with you and that post office worker?
Mike: Things are great! She came over last night, delivered a package that had been delivered to the post office, exclaimed it was shoes and then asked me what I wanted to do tonight.
Chris: You decided to bumhole her, didn't you?
Mike: Yep, I bumholed her good!
bumholed by The Evil Evil Muppet December 28, 2015

Bumhole is the cumhole 

What hole should I cum? Bumhole is the cumhole

bumholey 

A polite way of calling someone an arsehole
Dad. To kid - stop running off, come back you little bumholey
bumholey by jamz buckles August 29, 2012

Rusty Bumhole 

Feces remains around the bum hole after insufficeint whiping.
"Yo my girlfriend went to give me a rim-job, then I realized I has a rusty bum hole."
"ergh that guy has a real bad rusty bumhole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty bumhole tonight, I dont know how im gonna manage that."
Derived from the O'Connor household in relation to cats sitting on kitchen worktops or tables. When cats sit down, their bumholes 'kiss' whatever they are sat on, which after extensive research was discovered to be 'not a very pleasant act'.

The word 'bumholed' then became applied to anything that had been messed up, ruined or generally treated with disrespect. See example a.

You can also be 'a bumhole'. This is usually a person who not only treats things with disrespect, but scrounges off of others, takes advantage of someone or steals something. See example b.

Common 'bumhole' phrases you may hear are demonstrated in example C.
a - David has bumholed my 'The Best BBQ Album in the World Ever 5' cd. It skips all my fave BBQ hits!

B -

Ben - I can't believe that guy. He's been here for 6 months without paying rent, eats all my food and has bumholed my BBQ album.

Beth - What a bumhole.

C - 'Stop being a bumhole'

'Stop bumholing me'

'I'm sorry man, I've totally bumholed the last of your toilet roll'

'That bumholing bumhole has bumholed me for the last time'
Bumhole by fannysplatter February 9, 2010

bumhole beepster 

A practice of bumming someone over a car bonnet while wearing a pink shirt while someone else sits in the car tooting the horn...also known as doing a darren sands
bumhole beepster by snipersv April 17, 2014