Pat Buchanan

Pat Buchanan: draft dodget, speach writer, and racist. He ran for the GOP's nomination twice, and in 2000 as well but as an indepedent. He's said some pretty racist/fascist crap. But he's also gone against Iraq and NAFTA, but he still reluctantly endorsed Bush. What an idiot, he also almost ran against Bob Dole in '96 because he wasn't pro-life enough. I'm pro-life but I still stick with Democrats! How trivial can you get?

Pat Buchanan is an oddball!

Pat Buchanan by Catholiccommunist April 26, 2006

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Bobby Buchanan

The hacker of sheer awsomeness located In chiefland Florida who is the bane of existence to all teachers because he has a six sense of how to annoy any teacher till she wants to quit her job. He also almost shut down the entire internet for the whole levy county. Also when he got bored one day he lit his bestfriend Austin Ross on fire at school. Bobby likes to go into chat rooms and mess with pedofiles by imitating a teen girl and giving out enemies personal information. Also he loves to mess with a fatass named john Sikes by repeataly hitting him in the nuts so he won't reproduce.

Bobby: hey Austin come over here I have a surprise for you(bobby pulls out a can of axe and a lighter and lights Austin on fire)

Austin: damn you Bobby Buchanan this burns.

Bobby Buchanan by Jklala March 20, 2011

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Bucky Buchanan

Love-lusting stalker, usually male, who hunts female victims across the seas via the internet. He then arranges to meet them shortly before marrying them. On arrival at their new home they are chained to the house in some way, never to be seen again.

Stalks randoms using trees and secret in-house surveilance cameras in spare time...

Me: Where's Jeremy?
Jim: He's getting married.
Me: Not again!
Jim: Yep! The little Bucky Buchanan twat...

Bucky Buchanan by Bob McFlange May 2, 2006