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Boise State University 

Commonly referred to as Boise Junior College or BJC, Boise State is a "University" in Boise,Idaho that has an acceptance rate on par with most community colleges. Known best for their football team, and nothing else, this joke of an education establishment has the worst 4 year graduation rate (6%) and overall graduation rate (26%) in the west. This fact does come as a shock to some considering the amount of people at their home football games. However keep in mind that very few of these bandwagon fans actually went to the "University" and only six percent of them actually graduated.

Their "Fans" (and oh so classy President Bob "The Fallopian Tube" Kustra) are often whine about getting disrespected but the fact of the matter is they need to take a page from Gonzaga University's basketball program and load their out of conference schedule with tough opponents to cancel out their sub-par conference schedule. For some reason they still haven't figured this out and continue to schedule Toledo and UC Davis while still finding time to bitch and moan. Boise then proceeds to decline game offers from Nebraska and refuse to play their in-state rival, the University of Idaho (an actual University). Truly ironic.
Example 1:

Boise Fan: OMGZ BOISE STATE'S FOOTBALL TEAM IS AMAZING SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE. BSU SHOULD BEE N THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.

Other guy: Oh, did you go to Boise State University?

Boise Fan: YEAH I WENT THERE FOR 1 YEAR BUT THEN DROPPED OUT. I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN COLLEGE BUT IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET INTO BSU. I JUST HAD TO FILL IN A COLORING BOOK ON THE APPLICATION FORM.

Other guy: Bandwagon fag

Example 2:

Guy 1: I think I'll buy a lottery ticket, I hope I win.
Guy 2: Yeah right, you'd be more likely to meet a Boise State fan with a degree.

Boise State 

A team in college football that annually beats up soft teams and demands to play in the National Championship game. Boise State often plays teams like Wyoming, New Mexico State, Louisiana Tech, Utah State, and San Jose State. They insist that they deserve to play for a national championship even though their schedule has sometimes consisted of zero ranked teams. In 2010 Boise State may steal a BCS bowl berth from teams such as Alabama, Nebraska, and Ohio State that play nearly half their games against ranked opponents (examples of teams from their respective schedule's include Texas, Michigan, Iowa, Wisconsin, Auburn, LSU, Florida, Missouri, Oklahoma, Miami, and Penn State). Boise State is also known for their large population of bandwagon fans.
Boise State believes that they should play for a national championship after feasting on a bunch of D-2 quality opponents over teams that play and defeat multiple ranked national powerhouses.

Boise State playing in a BCS bowl is like hiring a Community College graduate with a 4.0 GPA over hiring a Harvard or Yale graduate with a 3.97 GPA.
Boise State by KingOfTheStreets35 November 9, 2010

Boise High School 

Boise High is the epitome of great high schools. Timberline, Centennial, Borah, Meridian, Capital and Eagle can all suck it. Boise High School is home to some of the most origional people you will ever meet. The kids going in and out of its doors will make history. Home of the Braves...and winners.

Douche Bags Not Welcome.
Man, I wish i went to Boise High School..

That chick is so hot, she must go to Boise High School..

damn, that guy is fine..he must go to Bosie High School
Boise High School by Class_of-_2013 November 13, 2011

Boise State Bronco

When a girl rides you for more than 3 hours, your penis turns a bluish purple color with a raw sensation.
She rode me so good she gave me a Boise State Bronco.
Boise State Bronco by Taint Anus November 15, 2015

Boise State 

An excellent football team that never gets its respect in BCS Bowl rankings. A Rodney Dangerfield, except Boise State has its stuff. Someone who can never get into the inner circle.
Is Kansas City the Boise State of NFL?
If Boise State is in SEC, they would not win even a game.
Boise State by ideafromnick October 30, 2010

Boise State 

The most overrated college football team in America, who never plays anybody worth a shit and then expects to play for a National title because they went undefeated against a bunch of glorified High School Football teams.
Man #1: "Man I think 'Twilight' is a way ovverrated movie."

Man #2: "Yeah it's a bit Boise State-ed
Boise State by HolaCola December 1, 2010

Boise High School 

The highest high school in Boise. Full of a buncha rich white kids who think they're better than everyone. Also they suck dick at football but actually are pretty good at track
Damn Sally, you're dressed so well you look like you go to Boise High School instead of Capital