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blue screen of death 

a cruel joke played by bill gates. a blue colored screen that appears whilst using any of the windows operating systems, whether you have done something wrong with the computer or not. it prompts you to press any key to return to windows, or press ctrl alt del, but generally neither work. therefore your computer "dies" and it makes you want a mac even more every time you get the blue screen of death.
fuck you bill gates
windows is fucking gay

what the fuck, the blue screen of death sucks ass. what a great idea to have an operating system with so many holes in it that crashes your computer all the time.
blue screen of death by marie September 18, 2004

blue screen of death 

Also called blue screen of doom

The constant crashing of the older windows os' causing the user to scream, shout and pull their hair out and eventually can drive a user insane.
Upgrade to xp or go linux fools

Blue Screen of Death  

God: I FUCKING HATE YOU! *blue screen of death you comp before you save your 390473497hours worth of work*

Have a nice day. *angels sing*

Blue Cloud of Death 

Refers to the potential failure of a cloud computing network.
Google experienced a massive blue cloud of death yesterday that shutdown 10 million subscribers of their G-storage service.

Blue Screen of Death 

Also abbreviated as BSOD, the Blue Screen of Death is:

1. The most terrifying thing even to appear on the monitor of your PC unbidden. Happens quite frequently when one's GPU is on the fritz.

2. The reason the color blue makes me uneasy.
1. Hmm, a new Java game. Looks interes- wait, why did my screen turn black suddenly... OH SHIT IT'S A BSOD! AGH! HELP! HELP!

2. I don't like that shirt. It's the same shade as a Blue Screen of Death. Please don't wear it again, or at least sit a little farther away. And stop laughing at me, it's not funny. It's not funny!
Blue Screen of Death by Shalstev January 18, 2010

Blue Screen Of Death 

An annoying screen that windows users see at least once a day that kills everythig you were doing at the time
*drools over porn*
*blue screen of death pops uo*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

blue screen of death 

Wow, that's my 36343573th BSOD this day.
blue screen of death by cork July 7, 2003