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Night Blooming Jasmine

a tropical plant with a strong and sweet smell that only blooms at night

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion 

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.
Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

bloomingdale high school 

A high school in Florida where everyone is a cry baby or complain about everything or even think their better then everyone
Bloomingdale High School is a rated 8 school

fag blooming 

when numerous guys start acting really gay all of the sudden. or acting more gay than before
omg whats up with all these guys being increasingly gay and creepy?! what is it like fag blooming season or something?
fag blooming by MIA69 November 22, 2011

Bloomington/Normal 

Sister cities located in central Illinois. Famous for having more mediocre restaurants per capita than any other place in the United States. Also home to a state university teeming with STD's.
Student 1: What are you doing in Bloomington/Normal today?

Student 2: After class, I'm going to refill my herpes prescription and then get some Applebee's for dinner.

Bloomington 

A city in Indiana, about sixty miles south of Indy, that is home to the last remaining population of liberals in the entire state, and also home to Indiana University. A fairly nice, clean town that seems contradictory to Gary and Indianapolils.

Unfortunatly, while a great place for liberals, Bloomington does have it's flaws. Gasoline here is an average of ten cents higher than the entire midwestern united states. I once drove from Bloomington to Denver and didn't see gas any more expensive than in Bloomington.

Also, due to the large population of collage students, traffic is a nightmare during the school year, and it's always better to drive around the south side of town than to cut through campus. In the summer, the students leave, traffic subsides, and the residents timidly emerge from the shelter of their houses and go back to their lives.

Unfortunatly, without collage students to worry about, the police department can focus all of their energy on going after residents, so don't expect to get away with anything while the students are gone.

Overall, I reccomend it if you already live in Indiana and want to get the fuck out of some shithole like Gary, but don't move here from any other state.
Resident 1: Dude, we should totally buy some health food and go smoke weed in the back of our VW Bus.

Resident 2: Dude, totally.

Resident 1: Totally, Bloomington is so groovy.
Bloomington by Ark_gamer May 9, 2006