Spoink Boinked 

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

Spoink Boinked by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

blinker fluid 

(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.

Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"

blinker fluid by jackieshmackie April 17, 2006

blinkenlights 

A humorous hacker's term for diagnostic lights on old mainframe computers and modern network hardware. The word is supposed to give the average English speaker the impression that it is a German word. The word comes from a warning sign written in mangled mock German and typically printed in a blackletter-Gothic font, that used to be popular under computer room personal in the U.S.A.

ACHTUNG! Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers!
Das machine control is nicht fur gerfinger-poken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowen fuse, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen keepen das cotten picken hands in das pockets, so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

blinkenlights by RagingR2 July 15, 2007

booty blinded

to be completly controlled by a female.....
to even be willing to de-friend your close friends.

A: sup kit?
w: notta thing
A: we chillin?
w: Na son.
A: so wat up?
w: gonna be with my girl.
A: damn you's Booty blinded!

booty blinded by Dracon January 14, 2006

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

12 O'Clock Blinker by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

blinket 

a social group within which one is comfortable

Our blinket always goes out to dinner on Friday nights.

blinket by knuck2 October 24, 2009

blinged out 

A person "enjoying" synthetic amphetamines or methampethamines, that stimulates the central nervous system by causing it to release more dopamine, a neurotransmitter that gives someone a feeling of satisfaction throughout an entire day or longer depending on one's use.

David lost everything and everyone in his life, getting blinged out everyday.

blinged out by ORIGINALinspired June 23, 2011