birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.

I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.

birthed my tampon by spinservegin September 23, 2011

got bitched 

A person who missed out, was late to arive or to recive something.

Yo you "got bitched" that kid beat you to that loot.

got bitched by da menace November 11, 2006

Bitched 

A term to describe one's eyes when high as fuck on weed and redder than the Devil's dank.

My eyes are sooooooo bitched, guy.

Bitched by Carsizzle December 25, 2010

bitched 

when someone gets completely demolished in something, generally, but not always, a sporting event.

Mom: go do your chores stevie
Steve: why dont you stop worrying about me and worry about the blood in your urine (steve then precedes to punch his mom and the kidneys
Mom: (rolls around the ground in agony)
Steve: BITCHED

bitched by mikemuzzin July 25, 2007

bitched-up 

v. to become the submissive partner in a relationship

Once Eric got pussy-whipped by that chick, he bitched-up and she could make him do whatever she wanted.

bitched-up by shund September 3, 2003

bitched up

When everything goes to hell. The state where carefully planned situations completely fall apart.

Well, I thought I had a plan but now everything is all bitched up!

bitched up by Big Brett the Bomb Threat January 1, 2004

got bitched 

To get shown up, usually in the form of a beat down, especially if brought on by one's own running of the mouth

After starting the fight, Santana Moss totally got bitched by Corey Webster in the week 1 Giants-Redskins game.

got bitched by Sinorice Moss October 7, 2009