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Bummed in the face 

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.
"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"
Bummed in the face by .E August 14, 2009
1. To be severely owned.
2. Having your arse kicked badly.
3. Slapped down like an insignificant piece of shit.
1. I sucked so much in that game I got BAMMED.
2. You're such a victim dude - we bammed you!
3. "You're a poofwagon homobobo asschomper" "BAMMED!!"
bammed by Sticks May 28, 2004

biomed moms 

A brood of mothers who, in the course of "curing" their children, forget that they don't have medical degrees, and run non-scientific clinical trials on their own children with any drug or treatment not approved by the FDA. They will often give unsolicited and dangerous medical advice without an examination. The shrill tone of their discourse is often accompanied by violins played in martyr key.
Joshua tried to fight the needle again, but the biomed moms restrained him with the strength of the ignorant. They dismissed his rage, as "just another meltdown."

Flat-Brimmed Hat

Although no-one knows the exact origin of the flat-brimmed hat style, a majority of speculation notes that african-americans living within lower-class suburbanite neighborhoods, or "ghettos", were the originators of the style.

Dually noted was its representation of struggle arising from poor living conditions within the lower-socioeconomic segment of society.

Unfortunetly, somewhere along the way, "Twats" or "Fake Ass Bitches" stole the iconic style, and began to showcase it throughout middle-class and upper-class societies. Notoriety for this type of "douchebaggery" was taken by most "wiggers", whom still to this day showcase this style amoung their "dirty-ass" peers.

In an ideal world, the flat-brimmed hat would be quashed, and represent a segment of history. However, this would only allow other blatent showcases of "douchebaggery" to take its space.
Look at that kid. I just want to punch him in the lips. Only a fake-ass bitch would wear a stupid flat-brimmed hat.

You are scum, because you wear a flat-brimmed hat.

What a fuckin d-bag.
Flat-Brimmed Hat by Timbur March 12, 2011

Photo-bummed

The act of mooning while a person's picture is being taken.
Franco photo-bummed Bibs while her pic was taken! "Oiy, pasty white boy photo-bummed!"
Photo-bummed by Trixi Saint James December 27, 2013

Bummed out 

In New Zealand, "bummed out" can have a different meaning from just being depressed or sad.

It can also be commonly used here to describe someone who thought they were so right and very insistent about how correct they were about something, but then ends up being proved wrong.
When this happens you can say that person has been "bummed out".

A similar meaning and often preceding saying to "bummed out" is the interjection, "shame!". Indicating that the person should feel shame (or even "shamed out") for being wrong when they thought they were so right.
Person 1 - Hey, did you know that pineapples don't grow on trees?
Person 2 - Yes they do, don't be so dumb, you idiot!
Person 1 - Go google it then...
Person 2 - Oh yea, true, guess you're right.
Person 1 - Oh shame! You just got bummed out bro!
Bummed out by Knowa August 7, 2014