billy joel 

no one on here so far has even mentioned billy joel's greatest ever song... All For Leyna. this is one of the greatest love songs ever made and many people can relate to the fact that he cares about absolutely fuck-all else when it comes to the girl he cares about. its a great song and its his best.

we didn't start the fire is excellent as well.

billy joel by BadLieutenant December 23, 2004

Billy Joel 

Is a discrete way to talk about a Blowjob in public.

Debra gave me a Billy Joel.

Billy Joel by Lifeless Eyes August 25, 2016

billy joel 

A wreckless maneuver in an automobile, sometimes leaving it against a tree or in someone's living room.

I just pulled a Billy Joel into a stone wall.

billy joel by Chris860 April 30, 2006

Billy Joel Syndrome 

When a smoking hot woman is married/paired with a butt-ugly guy.

Examples of the Billy Joel Syndrome include Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley, and Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.

Billy Joel Syndrome by B.J. P. July 4, 2008

Billy Joel 

A blow job in a strip club.

-Yo man, you were in the back for a long time.

-Nothing to crazy, just listened to some Billy Joel.

Billy Joel by LoopDeez January 11, 2011

Billy Joel Bowl 

A type of oral sex. When two people are smoking weed together while one is giving the other a blowjob in between hits.

I got a Billy Joel Bowl at the party last night and it was freakin' awesome!

Billy Joel Bowl by BellaDonna713 August 29, 2017

Getting a Billy Joel 

Getting a blow job

“So I was getting a Billy Joel the other day when...”

Getting a Billy Joel by sf314 May 17, 2018