Bernard 

A man who is really brave like a bear. Who looks good like a lion. Who minds his own business.

OMG!! He is such a BERNARD!!

Bernard by All girls want is me December 27, 2016

camp bernadette 

the best camp on earth. if you don’t go there then i feel bad for you. literally the best people in the world are there. its the best place in the world.

you don’t go to camp bernadette? you poor thing

camp bernadette by urfavgurl February 2, 2019

Rancho Bernardo 

A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.

alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB

Rancho Bernardo by Alex J February 27, 2005

Andy Bernard

Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.

Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.

Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.

His dumb little smile gets me everytime.

"just getting some face time with the boss"

"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."

-Andy bernard on life.

Andy Bernard by fontownliberal April 29, 2010

Bernadeth 

A girl from the Philippines whose beauty makes everyone extremely jealous. She can be considered Asian Persuasion- and once you mess with her, there's no going back. She's absolutely gorgeous, smart, talented, and every girl dreams to be her. She sings like an angel and protects those she loves. You're lucky to be her friend :)

who has their tenth monthaversary today?
Bernadeth
<3 =.=

Bernadeth by ninja081511 December 12, 2012

Andy Bernard

a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

Andy Bernard by GIVE ME A FUCKING PSEUDONYM February 1, 2020

San Francisco St. Bernard 

Homeless people who defacate on the street in the middle of the night leaving large piles which must be minded else those new Bruno Maglis or that fresh petticure won't be that new or fresh.

Newbie: I really love this new job, but walking here from the ferry, I surprised how many St. Bernards there are in the city and how few of their owners clean up after them.

Veteran: San Francisco St. Bernards? No, that's just homeless output.

San Francisco St. Bernard by Alfetta159 December 14, 2010