the battered shrimp 

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.

it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.

the battered shrimp by ear21 May 16, 2010

batteries 

most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.

Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.

batteries by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007

battered cod 

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

battered cod by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009

battering ram 

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.

Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.

battering ram by pm.mk August 4, 2007

Batteried 

When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried

"Why isn't my phone turning on"
"Boom you got batteried"

Batteried by Charizards November 1, 2011

The German Battering Ram 

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!

"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"

The German Battering Ram by The Fister October 4, 2004

b batteries 

During the period of the pre-transistor era, (45's-60's), portable vacuum tube radio receivers were produced requiring the use of 2 or 3 separate batteries. One of these batteries, the "a" battery, powered the filaments of the radio tubes. The other, called the "b" battery, powered the anode (plate) and cathode circuitry.

The radio doesn't play because the a batteries are dead but the b batteries are fully charged.

b batteries by WesternPALcS November 16, 2007