Barbarian Bloody Mary 

When a man is having hardcore butt sex with an animal, while being so wasted he won't remember anything. He starts to ejaculate blood into the animal's anus. The animal then has violent diareah all over the man's cock. The diareah gets inside of the man's penis and he gets a disease that makes his penis skin start flaking and bleed constantly. This disease is known as Barbarian Bloody Mary.

Oh man, I got so drunk last night, I woke up on a farm. And now I think I have Barbarian Bloody Mary

Barbarian Bloody Mary by austin holl. November 24, 2006

Barbarian pouch 

1. Foreskin.
2. Also refers to the act of eating all the weed when the drug police comes barging into your house

If you think about it, condoms are just sealed barbarian pouches.

Void got involved in a drug raid yesterday, bastard really did a barbarian pouch to deny everything lol

Barbarian pouch by schazenfraud April 14, 2022

barbarian ass sex 

Three words "Conan the Barbarian"

Man Conan throws down some mean barbarian ass sex

barbarian ass sex by Anonymous March 2, 2003

barbarian asteroid

The act of 2 beings mating analy and the giver pulls out, and while the takers anus is still gaping, the taker BMs into the givers anus.

Sandy got a barbarian asteroid from Ronald yesturday, it was wide.

barbarian asteroid by nicklights December 13, 2007

Barbarian axe throw 

Hang and tie a female from a door and spread her anus wide open and continue to throw dildos in her anus

“Babe can we try the barbarian axe throw tonight

Barbarian axe throw by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

Barbarian cannon 

Barbarian cannon is a card in clash Royale that is basically the mortar but like shoots gaybarians at a speed of a baby zombie and is 15x more gay. Anyone who uses barbarian cannons in clash Royale is so gay that they probably have never taken a shower in their life and probably sleeps with his uncle every night.

As if e giants and lumberloon freeze wasn’t gay enough, people who max out barbarian cannons probably are even more gay and make e barb users look straight. Barbarian cannon users are most likely just a group of 16 autistic clowns but even then clowns are funny unlike these gay barbarian cannon users. If anyone has this along with rage and freeze, just close your app and click uninstall. It’s not worth even trying to win.

Normal human being: “alright gonna play some ladder gonna get me some trophies”
Barbarian cannon user: *pulls out yawing and goblin emotes*
Normal human being: “Ok this Guy is annoying I’ll show him some manners”
Barbarian cannon user: *places cannon with rage and spams yawing princess emote*
Normal human being: “Ok that’s it I’m jumping off a frickin’ roof”

Barbarian cannon by Lumberloon main October 12, 2022

Barbarian creme 

When someone ejaculated into a donut or cup cake and someone eats it

Marty ate the barbarian creme filled donut last Saturday

Barbarian creme by Olhatch October 18, 2022