Sausage footlong baconator

The very rare occasion that a fat hog is crossing the road and you just so happen to be riding a motorcycle. You would have to yell “sausage footlong baconator” right before you complete strike and brutally murder the hog

“Sausage footlong baconator”
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Sausage footlong baconator by Lukard_oh November 6, 2025

baconatarian 

When your diet only conists of the heavenly goodness called bacon.

person 1- I wonder if you would die if you were a baconatarian from eating so much bacon.

person 2- Who cares? It's probably the coolest and tastiest way to die.

baconatarian by baconequalslife March 13, 2010

Bacontopia 

-noun
1) A realm in which the streets are paved with, the fruit of the trees are, and the very air is filled with bacon; a bacon-lover's paradise
2) A euphoric, nearly orgasmic state a person can be in after consuming the perfect amount of bacon with their meal

1) "I had the dream again: I was in bacontopia and it was awesome!"
2) There was so much bacon on my pizza... was in bacontopia!

Bacontopia by FTfreakingW April 12, 2010

Baconated

When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.

Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.

Baconated by Francis de la Bacon July 23, 2010

Bacontology

The worship and admiration of all that is bacon. Commonly confused with Scientology, bacontology takes its roots in the true savior of the world, Bacon Christ.

Dude, do you belong to bacontology?

Sure, i practice it every morning at breakfast.

Bacontology by A Disciple of Bacon April 12, 2010

baconstrip 

The inner labias (labia minor) of a woman. Especially if they are not separated.

Hey girl, that's a nice baconstrip!

baconstrip by RonnyM July 9, 2003

bacontree 

A tree made out of bacon, can be used to lubricate your neck while playing Quiditch.

"Oh no!" Said Geoff.
"It's the golden snitch and Craigen is going to get it!"
"HERP DERP" Said Craigen
"Better lubricate my neck with this bacontree..." Said Geoff.

HERPITY HERPITY DERP DERP DERP.

bacontree by LOLOCOPTER3000 June 4, 2011