ashlee simpson

a total poser who sings so horrible that they have to blame everyone other than themselves for their talentless drone of a human being self. Please, close all doors, lock all windows, and stay as far away from the presence of her as you can. Dont turn the television or radio on. Shes all over it. Oh, and isn't it ironic how she said she never lip-synced but then she made excuses for doing it, then once again said she didnt? Hm....

"Like, OMG! It was my daddys fault i lip-synced. No, it was the drummer! No it was my acid reflux! NO! It was the ice cream man!"
Hah. I also heard that Ashlee is going to label her new cd "It was YOUR fault"

ashlee simpson by Marissa F- yo May 13, 2005

ashlee simpson

The biggest poser in the world!!!! She is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Lavigne, which is just really sad. She also cant sing and her voice is done with a machine and the only reason why she is famous is because of her sister and all those stupid trendy 12 year olds like her.

"Ashlee Simpson is the worst singer ever and the worlds biggest poser!!" -me

"I know, no one likes her lol" -my friend

ashlee simpson by Rammstein_kicks_ass April 13, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

-Hideous boot-face "singer"
-Got into the business by using her sister, Jessica Simpson
-Got famous for being a dumbass...aka everyone loves to watch her crash and burn!

-hey man, did you see boot-face get booed off the stage last night?
-ah no, i missed it, but i did see people chucking rocks at her two nights ago...good times!

Ashlee Simpson by Joe Simpson May 7, 2005

ashlee simpson

Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.

Ashlee Simpson. Its funny. Really.

ashlee simpson by billy_liar13 September 7, 2008

Ashlee Simpson

Shit ball suck b*tch ......PUNK dream on go back to mommy .....Dumbshityness must run in the family!

Ashlee...Ho-Down and LipSync on National Broadcast.

Ashlee Simpson by Skiba Sucks Donkey Balls January 7, 2005

ashlee simpson

(Ash-Lee Simp-Son) Name. 1) Pop music icon created from the star power of older sister. Future looked promissing until Lip-sync event on TV. 2) To glob on to the success of a family member and ride them to your own 15 minutes of fame. 3) Identification for a child born into a family where they have very attractive sibblings but the themselves are uglier than shit ona shingle (See also Ugly Tree Whoopin).

1) Milli and Vanilli never did that bad....Nice Jig, dumbass. Way to play that one off Ashlee.
2) I'm a talentless hunk of shit so I work for my brothers company, I feel ashlee simpson about myself sometimes.
3) That baby was so ashlee simpson, I can't believe that it and the other children are even related. Did they adopt a retarded korean kid or something?

ashlee simpson by sirisaachillary October 10, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

To fake it

He was so horrible in bed I had to Ashlee Simpson so he'd get off me

Ashlee Simpson by LALAFOFO January 10, 2009