stolen antique photos 

The one thing you cant replace.

John Mulaney "why do you have these stolen antique photos?"
Alex "Because its the one thing you cant replace"

stolen antique photos by BandMan420 November 18, 2019

Argentine Antique 

When a man masturbates to gay porn and finishes on his own stomach then let's it dry to a crust like the patina on an antique.

Miguel couldn't wait to get home for a quick Argentine Antique before heading to the theatre.

Argentine Antique by HenryBemis July 26, 2017

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; a phrase to say if someone uses a phrase in the wrong context

That was the wrong antique squirrel.

Wrong antique squirrel by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.

"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"

Wrong antique squirrel by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

Neo-antique 

an collectible objects in 22nd century are made in 21st century than antique in 1900s.

An Neo-antique 500 year old Chevrolet tahoe vehicle was made in 2001 appeared in halo series

Neo-antique by Diaz0410 February 5, 2022

Instant Antique 

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.

Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.

Instant Antique by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022

Colombian Antique 

Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.

I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.

Colombian Antique by Colombianantique March 17, 2024