American Dream 

The act of deliberately making oneself pass out or inducing a seizure. Done by obscuring the mouth and nose with one's hands, deliberately hyperventilating for 15 seconds, then getting a friend to hit you in the chest (and ideally catch you when you pass out or have a seizure.).

'X did the American Dream in class and had a seizure. His eyes were rolling up in his head.'

American Dream by necrophilicdemoness November 7, 2007

American Dream 

Less work, more pay.

Work only minimal hours doing pretty much nothing and at the same time recieve a 6 digit salary.

American Dream by Onedopeflip April 15, 2004

American Dream 

see doublewide

The American Dream: work hard, save your money, move up to a doublewide.

American Dream by mandingoe June 15, 2004

american dream 

Something republicunts (repubs like bush) are destroying right now.

George W. Bush

american dream by Fred July 1, 2004

American Dream 

The American Dream is what ever you want it to be. It doesn't have to be materialistic in nature or all about consumerism. It can be what ever you want it to be want. For example the American dream might be to have their own home and a car, or to someone else the American Dream might be starting their own business. The American Dream could also be about just being happy in life and what you accomplished in life as a whole.

Steve: The American Dream to me is to able to own my own house and own a car.
Paul: I achieved the American dream by opening my own business in my hometown in which I sells lawn mowers.
Sarah: Looking back at my life as a whole I had a great family, I had an amazing job and loved what I did and was happy overall with what I did in life, so I have achieved the American Dream.

American Dream by OtakuAnthony January 3, 2011

American Dream 

a) The greatest luxury RV of all time. Real marble counters and a vibrating bed for the best sex EVER!!!!!!!!!!

b) When a man can be a man, a women can be a women, and a man can be a women with a fake vagina.

c) Fast food, lots of sex, tattoos, buying food stamps off homeless people for 50 bucks, and SNAKES ON A PLANE.

d) Being able to pay a hooker in McBucks.

e) When it is okay to masturbate to "A Christmas Story".

f) All of the above, plus Santa Claus.

Man 1: I'm living the American dream.
Man 2: If you have a fake vagina please don't tell me!!!
Man2 shoots Man1, takes his money, fucks his wife, and buys a pizza.

American Dream by Chewbacca Committee August 21, 2006

american dream 

Having sex with Jenna Jameson and three other porn stars of your choice.

I have enormous balls, Jenna.

american dream by sukebe September 19, 2004