14th amendment 

An amendment approved after the Civil War.

Prohibits states from denying citizens "Equal Protecton" of law.

States cannot take someone's life, liberty, or property without "Due Process of Law"

14th Amendment is ONE of President George Bush's worst nightmare...

14th amendment by Marcos1779 January 1, 2006

7th amendment

In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

This ensures that all trespass fines collected By the Holy Okie will never be considered worthy of counter-suits for the fines fall short of twenty dollars by the amount of a single McKinney Penny. If a suit is filed all that may be collected is A Penny for every twenty that is being sought. example: If the suit is for $100 then only a Nickle can be recovered.

Bill: Hey, Jim I heard you were suing that Totalitarian tyrant Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Lord Bud to recover those fines for trespass, how did it go?

Jim: I combined six years of fines so the amount would be in excess of twenty dollars but because of his 7th amendment rebuttal I could only recover a Nickle. Damn common law keeps protecting that tyrant and the jury was laughing the whole time.

7th amendment by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022

Chocolate amendment

an addition to the five second rule that states that if food is dropped in a manner in which it cannot be retrieved in 5 seconds, the five second rule can be extended to up to 30 seconds if the food dropped is partially or entireley chocolate

i dropped my snickers and couldnt get it in the allotted 5 seconds, so I invoked the chocolate amendment and still was able to eat it.

Chocolate amendment by TheIronTangerine June 5, 2007

18th Amendment 

the prohibition amendment; outlawing the use & sell of alcohol or any alcoholic beverage

The 18th Amendment was not very successful.

18th Amendment by amanda June 23, 2003

first amendment parasite 

An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.

Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?

Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.

first amendment parasite by Dirtywoody March 9, 2020

Amendment 28 

Amendment 28 states that if you have a sped as a step brother, or know a sped named maison, or you know a sped that moans loud in Ms. Mudd’s English class, or a sped that plays soccer and basketball, you can kill the sped and not get put into jail or get in trouble.

I used my Amendment 28 rights to kill my annoying sped step brother named Maison

Amendment 28 by Cianciarulo March 6, 2020

28th Amendment 

The 28th amendment of the US Constitution, added on Feb 3rd, 2019, stating that any person with the name Gabby (or any variant) is legally barred from busing tables, rolling/bringing silverware, cleaning, sweeping, or any similar restaurant based manual labor when anyone named Connor is also working. The Supreme Court ruled this type of bar, known as an “I’m not gonna let you work hard” bar, legal in Iorizzo v. Broken Bread Machine (2006).

Gabby: what are you doing?
Connor: your job
Gabby:*tries to help*
Police: you’re under arrest for violating the 28th amendment, comply and come with us or give us some bread with the garlic dip but either way stop working

28th Amendment by ThankGodTheBreadMachineIsFixed February 3, 2019