Alzheimery
Relating to one's confused state of mind.
Alzheimery by zaction75 November 15, 2010
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Alzheimers Moment
An Alzheimers Moment is when you forget what you are about to say in the middle of a conversation with someone.
An Alzheimers Moment most commonly happens when you are waiting for someone to finish talking, so you can say what you want to say. But by the time they have finished talking, you forget what you were going to say.
An Alzheimers Moment most commonly happens when you are waiting for someone to finish talking, so you can say what you want to say. But by the time they have finished talking, you forget what you were going to say.
Once my dad finished talking about the football game, I tried to remember what I was about to say. But I had an Alzheimers Moment and struggled to remember what I was going to say. "I forgot what I was going to say." I said to my dad.
Alzheimers Moment by RavenGamer42 June 21, 2017
Alzheimers
Doc - You have cancer
Patient - What else?
Doc - You also have Alzheimers
Patient - Well at least I don't have cancer.
Patient - What else?
Doc - You also have Alzheimers
Patient - Well at least I don't have cancer.
Alzheimers by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023
Alaska Alzheimer's
When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.
Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!
Alaska Alzheimer's by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018
New Year Alzheimer's
An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
New Year Alzheimer's by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012