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When your birth parents give you away and get selected to a different family to live with legally.
Vincent’s parents hated him so he got adopted
Adopted by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Your adopted

1000% works in an argument especially towards your annoying siblings.
Non-adopted child: Hey dickhead Your adopted
Adopted child: No im not, im telling mom
Non-adopted child: Your gonna have to find her first
Adopted child:*Cries*

Well, your adopted! 

Used when your argument has been disproven or you have ran out of comebacks in a fight; usually injecting humor into the situation.
John: Hay Joe what did you do last night?
Joe: I was punching babies, like always.
John: Dude, your one messed up freak!
Joe:Well... Well, your adopted!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter.

Buy multiple. Why don't all laptops just include a 3.5mm port?
I have lost my USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter. please send help.

Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.
Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.