I am not Willing to Smith 

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

I am not Willing to Smith by vaniukas July 16, 2020

I am not suicidal 

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

I am not suicidal by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

Hi I am not real 

When somebody says that they are not real

Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real

Hi I am not real by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 1, 2022

I am not a crook 

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)

Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???

I am not a crook by QuacksO March 13, 2019

I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me! 

When you are stuck in a bad situation,but you are decided to take the person who dragged you into it down with you.
Also used to try and assert dominance over someone.

"Michael Reeves is the definition of:I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me!"

*Insert taser sounds and yells of panic*

I am not stuck in here with you,you are stuck in here with me! by MrSchlong August 5, 2021

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. 

Ah, are you that dumb not to understand this? THEY'RE NOT BUYING YOU ROBUX

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. Beggars these days have no brains.

No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. by hi caca January 20, 2021

Maybe I am not meant to interact with this world 

Only to observe it.

Maybe I am not meant to interact with this world

I would still like a wife and children though.

(Jews I am talking to)

Maybe I am not meant to interact with this world by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021