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far-fetched of a stretch 

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit
Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.

Stretch A Bitch 

1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care
1.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.

2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.

3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.
Stretch A Bitch by Urixo February 1, 2010

a grant streater 

Grant Streater(model, bodyboarder, Fashion icon, dj, all round cool ball sack) a name famous for body boarding and neon blonde hair however most recently has become a household name throughout Australia, its meaning may come from one person however it stems to an entire generation of tight jean wearing, blonde fringe, crazy hand action limp wrist kids. just your average homeboys.
used when walking past in the cross, or newport arms "oh there goes a bunch of grant streaters", or when someone is so cool and good looking they are "a grant streater", Also used when there are four or more in a car at one time they are said to be "streetsharking"
grant streater is also slang for pitta bread
"could i get the beef and cheese grant streater"

stretch a foot

to hurry up; carribean in origin
stretch a foot mon, before tha po' get here
stretch a foot by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

stretch a sheep 

Brad ate nachos last night and now he has to stretch a sheep
stretch a sheep by george4321 April 22, 2010

stretch a cock 

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.
I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.
stretch a cock by shawn May 27, 2004