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1st Round Knockout 

A manuever that takes place in the early, unsuspecting hours of the morning where a man positions his crotch over the face of the victim, pulls his morning wood down towards his toes and releases it like a catapault . This strike hits the "opponent", obliterates their jaw, and results in a sound resembling a knockout or similar hard hit in a fight.

Most commonly used at house parties, fraternity houses, and bedrooms as punishment to humiliate a person such as an uninvited guest, a tool, or irritating girlfriend who has pissed you off. A quick and easy way to get revenge or show disapproval.
"Last night at the party, Brandon passed out on the couch with his shoes on so Frank woke him up this morning with a 1st Round Knockout."

"Why's Lisa's chin swollen?" "She was a complete cunt to me last night so I got up early this morning just so I could pay her back with a 1st Round Knockout"
"Spiderman her next time"
1st Round Knockout by Wildman Bill September 11, 2009

1st december 

People born this day are the coolest, funniest and prettiest people in the friend group. They are always the life of the party and are really fun to be around.
Jack : "Hey! Do you know why Glebs is so cool?"

John: " No, why?"

Jack : " It's because he was born in 1st december."
1st december by totallynotgleb February 10, 2021

1st period 

Where you are completley dead since it is 7am and it is usually your hardest class of the day
1st period by riceballlover October 28, 2017

1st of July 2020 

1st of July 2020 ; is the day the kids took the power back.
In far north Queensland, on the 1st of July 2020, there were 4 boys who.s actions took the power back from the church.
1st of July 2020 by Bryn Benn July 17, 2020

1st Emperor of the Internet 

Declaring himself openly in 2020, the current Emperor of the Internet is Charles Edward Carver III and resides in Florida.

The ruler of all cyberspace he fights for a free flow of information. The Emperor also relies on birds from the Corvid family to deliver information around the world.
"Hey, did you know the ravens report everything to the 1st Emperor of the Internet?"

1st August 

The international girlfriend's day.
Wish her "Happy 1st August and take her out!!!"