Alright, comrade. Looks like you've made it to the first checkpoint. Here you can relax, and take a break from all the definitions about sex and other stuff.

When you're ready to leave, just go to another definition. Hopefully, you'll survive to Checkpoint 02.

me: damn this site is full of sex
also my dumbass: i should make a bunch of checkpoints for people

*proceeds to create Checkpoint 01, Checkpoint 02, etc.*

Checkpoint 01 by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

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13.01

The optimal value of Aimes + .01

After gathering $13.01 worth of firewood, snacks and drinks, Joe & Smackie were unable to trade Aimes for the lot. Therefore it is concluded that Aimes is < $13.01

13.01 by JAG3 December 22, 2009

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11:01

A very intense and concentrated level of anger. This is the anger one feels showing up at McDonalds at 11:01 on Sunday morning wanting only an Egg McMuffin, but you are one minute late for breakfast and are refused your tasty, coagulated treat. "11:01" can be used in almost all forms of speech, but works best as a dangling participle. See examples.

Dude, if Urban Dictionary rejects this entry, I'll be so 11:01

11:01 by Bhig Pharma & The Impossible H November 15, 2010

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EVA Unit 01

one of the many "EVA" 's in the series Neon Genesis Evangelion. This EVA Unit 01 is piloted by the main character, Shinji. It has a paint scheme consisting of purple, neon green, some orange, and uh.....purple...This EVA also has a "Berserker Mode" which "activates" when the user is rendered unconcious...or is overtaken by extreme amounts of anger, rage, and bad words.

"Is EVA Unit 01 running?" Dr. Ikari asks. "No Sir, EVA Unit 01 is standing still" replies a scientists. ".....Smartass" says Dr. Ikari.

EVA Unit 01 by ZEEKYboogyDOOG July 28, 2008

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