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the holy emo trinity religion 

It's a religion made on the app amino, it has every step done to be a real religion, except the legal parts of it of course.

It has 8 deadly sins, a history and band members of, not only the emo Trinity, but other "emo" bands such as paramore as different things (like geesus( gerard way as jesus), beetan (brendon urie as satan), ryan ross the sun, pete wentz is the Lord and saviour of eyeliner and many more.

Here is the 8 deadly sins:
1. G note without warning

2. Saying ryden isnt/wasn't a thing
3. Disrespecting the holy emo trinity

4. Mention March 22 2013 unless it's March 22
5. homophobia

6. Saying frerard isnt/wasn't a thing
7. Disrespecting geesus (you shall never doubt his power)
8. Making fun of beebos forehead if it's not joke.

go to the amino app and join 'the holy emo trinity religion' amino.
Person 1: Wow have you heard about this app called amino?
Person 2: yeah the holy emo trinity religion is the best amino on there for sure.
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new wave emo 

The current emo kids that aren’t actually emo. They obsess over 21 pilots, FAB, Lil peep. They claim to be sad with Billie Eilish being their starter pack. They’re usually younger and less cool then the traditional emo kids from 2000 to 2012. Most then likely, they’ll have a shitty taste in music and are not that big into bands. Even then, they claim to be edgy when they’re the Cheap version. As for their physical appearance, they don’t look emo at all unless they show a hint such as a crazy hair color.
Person 1: Does she like rock bands at all? I can’t tell.

Person 2: She has a 21 pilots shirt on. She must be from the new wave emo era.
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i just got so emo i fell apart 

it is a quote from the king of sass, Gerard Way
"AHHH YOU JUST SPLIT IN HALF" Your frind says. You say, "I just got so emo i fell apart. thats what really happened"

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day 

national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day is every day.

Cum on her any day you‘d like
“Ayo, its national swedish boy breeds his emo gf day, like everyday
“Sick, lemme cum on her“

fell in love with a emo girl 

a song that goes like this EMOOOOO GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I FEEEL IN LOVE WITH A EMO GARLLLLLLLLLLL
Emo of the new age. "Emo" bands formed from the late 1990s to the gay 2000s with whiny and repetitive lyrics and music. People such as prepmos usually listen to this genre. It's mainstream. And if it's not already, it will be.

Nu Emo consists of: Hawthorne Heights, Taking Back Sunday, Senses Fail, and many other bands with ovaries (according to the flash emogame)
Subgenres of Nu Emo are: Post Harcore such as Underoath, Pop Punk such as Hit the Lights, Pop Rock such as Panic! At the Disco, and what some people like to think of as "Rock" which in their minds would be The Used. pshhh.

Other bands such as AFI can not be categorized as Nu Emo being that they started in the early 1990s. Yeah, bitches betcha didn't know that. But, of course look at them now. Two words: sold out.

Emo was basically started from a band call Sunny Day Real Estate. Another popular band is Dashboard Confessional which is totally mainstream as we know it today. Thanks MTV, thanks. But these two bands among several others are really considered to be of the alternative indie rock persuasion. Don't be fooled kids, MTV changes facts, perspectives, and opinions. It's evil; save yourselves.

Honestly, I don't know why people follow this crap.
Prepmo Jane: EH I love this new AFI album 'DECEMBERUNDERGROUND'
Musical Mary: Okay, and what about 'Answer That and Stay Fashionable' or 'Very Proud of Ya'?
Jane: What? Um. 'Sing the Sorrow' was good too.
Mary: Yes, okay. Just go listen to your dumb Nu Emo, you mainstream MTV whore.
Jane: Weeeeeeeeeee!
Nu Emo by fuckingay August 15, 2006

mall emo 

Mall emo is the kind of bands MTV calls emo, MCR, P!ATD, linkin park and so on, this is not what emo music is. Mall emo is not necessarily bad music it's just not emo music.
Some guy: UGGGH I HATE MCR SOOOO MUCH!!!!!
Other guy: are you anti-mall emo?
Some guy: fo'sho
mall emo by Immi_callmepnk July 20, 2008