servers are gonna crash 

When a guy suspects the servers are going to crash when printing one note pages.

SP: DUDE THE servers are gonna crash !
Everyone: Chill the fuck out!

servers are gonna crash by 123poopmeister January 19, 2011

I'm gonna use the restroom 

It means what it fucking means

My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back

I'm gonna use the restroom by Your Hentai Senpai June 16, 2017

I’m gonna fuck your mum 

Something a 9-12 year old uses as a insult

“Shut up retard”. Na I’m gonna fuck your mum

I’m gonna fuck your mum by NOTATallirishman September 13, 2020

I'm gonna go play Battlefield 

slang for "I'm going to have copious amounts of gay sex"

Person 1: I'm gonna go play Battlefield.
Person 2: Ok, have fun.

I'm gonna go play Battlefield by fuzzbanks April 5, 2023

i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog 

A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation

She got some nice Titties i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.

i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog by Seaker's loli October 30, 2018

i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend 

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021

y'all, this is gonna be the best 

a phrase commonly used by a petite, bottle blonde, Southern girl who is overly excited, usually signified by the trademark pearl necklace, Lilly Pulitzer outfit, and inappropriate shoes

I hate those girls who get all excited about something ridiculous like the Junior League and exclaim to their friends that, "Y'all, this is gonna be the best!" in that annoying Southern accent.

y'all, this is gonna be the best by Lindsay and Ansley March 10, 2007